Thursday, February 19, 2009

Oh Ken.....

Ken Rodgers, chorale director at Hesston College, is a great guy. We all love him to death. But he's.....unique. He's a real airhead (I'm not being mean, just stating a fact) and he's got a unique sense of humor. So here are some Ken quotes. Often these pop out randomly in the middle of practice.

“If it ain’t Baroque, don’t fix it!”

*at the end of a rather lengthy joke* “When they opened up the female bear, they found the remains of the Austrian. So, that led them to conclude that the Czech was in the male…”

"I think the Tooth Fairy and the Sugarplum Fairy work against each other—or maybe they’re in cahoots!”

“Who let the cows out? Moo, Moo, Moo-moo!”

“This music is hard! It has notes!”

"A lint roller! I love lint rollers!"

*right before a performance* "Turn to the person next to you and tell them 'You're great!'"

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